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Last Updated: 26.06.2025 13:49

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Unacceptable again!

Loons and Moons

Panama Canal boss warns MSC ports deal threatens principle of neutrality - ft.com

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Next, they tried...

share office space ...

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No way

Minds and Behinds

No, not a chance

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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Hysterias & Posteriors

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

This Electronic Device We All Toss Holds 450 Milligrams of 22-Carat Gold you never knew was there - Indian Defence Review

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Another attempt resulted in ...

Just Forget it!

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They put up a sign reading

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Thumbs down again.

PlayStation State of Play June 2025: Everything Announced - IGN

Then came..

Nuts and Butts

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

The Witcher 4 is being developed with a ‘console-first’ mindset, CDPR devs say - Polygon

Catatonics & High Colonics

So, the docs changed it to read

Everyone loved it.

Why cant I stop thinking about counsellor between sessions?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Freaks and Cheeks

Still no good.

6 Benefits of Beet Juice, Plus Nutrition and Risks - health.com

Still no good

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Why are most people broke?

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

No go.

So they tried

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