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Last Updated: 26.06.2025 13:49

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Unacceptable again!
Loons and Moons
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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Next, they tried...
share office space ...
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No way
Minds and Behinds
No, not a chance
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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Hysterias & Posteriors
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Another attempt resulted in ...
Just Forget it!
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They put up a sign reading
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Thumbs down again.
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Then came..
Nuts and Butts
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
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Catatonics & High Colonics
So, the docs changed it to read
Everyone loved it.
Why cant I stop thinking about counsellor between sessions?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Freaks and Cheeks
Still no good.
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Still no good
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
No go.
So they tried
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